An Early Christmas Present

We hope that everyone's Thanksgiving was wonderful. Chris and I had a lot of fun spending time with our families and even Wyrick and Mayfield showed up and said hi to everyone.

But anyways what we really want to share is that Wyrick gave us an early Christmas present....

Yeah....they are supposed to keep the Zombie Gnomes away... Anyways if you want to check out more pictures click here

PS $5 of every order of Zombie Gnome Ornament Heads will go to SEF (Small Enterprise Foundation) get more info here 

It's Time to Eat

Well Thanksgiving Day is here and Chris and I are just so thankful for Mayfield and Wyrick for coming into our lives and keeping those damn Zombie Gnomes away. And strangely enough we are sort of thankful for Zombie Gnomes because...well we wouldn't have anything to talk about if we didn't. 

Wyrick, Mayfield, and little Shemp are going to be joining us for thanksgiving. We are really excited and we will make sure to take some pictures to show to you guys.

PS Here is a great picture of Wyrick and Mayfield kicking some ass. :)

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Sneak Attack

We have had a lot of troubles with the Zombie Gnomes lately but thank God we now have Mayfield along with Wyrick to fight those annoying little Zombie Gnomes. Anyways a few days ago Chris and I were getting ready to go run some errands, when we saw Gertrude Guts eating a gnome. We were hoping we could save him but most of him was missing. Then suddenly out of no where Mayfield pops up behind her and shoots her in the back of the head.

Mayfield is so kick ass :)

They're Greedy Little Things

There seems to be some rivalry between the Zombie Gnomes. Gertrude loves to gobble pretty much anything and everything that she can find, and due to the fact that she still has her body parts and all, she can actually move pretty fast. Unlike poor Legless Larry who only has two arms to get him from place to place. Which of course makes it harder for him to actually eat anything. So lately he seems to be trying to get the left overs that Gertrude leaves behind, which isn't much. Anyways we thought you guys would enjoy this picture we took.

The Family is Back

Mayfield and the baby needed a break after the whole ordeal a month ago. So chris and I tried our best to keep the zombie gnomes away from them.They spent some good family time in the garden trying to relax, of a zombie gnome would slip by every once in a while but they didn't seem to mind. They we just so happy to be back together again that nothing would damper their spirits.

A few days ago we went to visit them and we asked them if they would be willing to go back on the job and fight the zombie gnomes. They took a minute to think it over and they said yes. They knew that it was their duty to destroy these abominations and also try to find any survivors who were out there. So here they are folks. The Family Pack. They are one mean fighting machine.

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Zombie Gnomes Sighting Maps

As many of you know Chris and I have created a zombie gnome sighiting board where you can check out where's those cursed zombies have seen across the globe. We have just updated this map so go check it out and see if there have been any sightings in your area. Be strong friends. Fight the zombie gnomes!

Check out the map here

Happy Veterans Day (aka an update)

Hi all! It's been awhile. Things have been very very busy, but we got some new pictures to share with you guys over the next fews weeks. Here is a picture to describe what we have been up too.

Happy Veterans Day

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