Wyrick Kicks Ass

So Chris and I were finally able to convince Wyrick to pose for us :). 

It seems this morning that Wyrick was having a really bad day (we think it's because he can't seem to find his wife and kid). As sad as that is though it worked out pretty well for us. Wyrick was just so grumpy and angry that he took on 3 Zombie Gnomes and killed them :)

Some New Pictures

We were able to take some new pictures of the Zombie Gnomes roaming our garden. So we thought we would post a few over the next couple of days.  Anyways here is Patient ZERO.5

We found him wandering the front lawn looking for something to eat one morning. We didn't want to get to close to him so we used a zoom lens to take this picture. Not long after we took the picture above Wyrick showed up (picture below) and shot his brains out. Yeah! Go WYRICK!

I Don't Know Why I'm Surprised.

I was making some breakfast this morning. You know just trying to relax before the day started, and I went to get some water to make some tea. As I was steeping my roobius tea, I looked out my window and saw this.

Poor Wyrick, but at least he is doing his job protecting our home. Wait a minute is that Legless Larry! I killed him! Twice! God damnit....stupid Zombie Gnomes.

The Zombie Gnome Sightings Board

As some of you might know Chris and I have been compiling a list for the past few months of all the people around the globe who have witnessed sightings of Zombie Gnomes. Sadly we got some news yesterday that there was a sighting in Australia. That makes 4 different countries (Canada, USA, UK, and (now) Australia) that have had sightings of these horrifying creatures. In the US there have been multiple sightings in 30 different states. This is terrible. My friends we must stand up against the Zombie Gnome horde or they will out run us! Spread the news and be vigilant friends!

Check the map and see if there has been a sighting in your city!

 http://thezombiegnomes.com/undead-news/the-virus-has-spread/

Well...It started out as a pleasant day

It's been really hot out here in California, So Chris and I wanted to get some gardening done before the blistering heat drove us away. We were having a wonderful time pulling weeds and watering our plants when we saw him...

I just killed you a few days ago! Damn little bastard. So I drove him to the sidewalk and did this again.

Good Morning...SURPRISE

So I woke up this morning to get some work done before Chris got up and I heard a strange racket outside. I looked outside my window and saw this...

Ug...they're back...those stupid Zombie Gnomes are back...I hope Wyrick kicks their ass.

Close Call

You know how I said the Zombie Gnomes haven't been around because they were probably planning something? Well I got attacked today. It was just a Legless Larry. So I wasn't really that scared but he is a creepy looking thing. Anyways I took care of him.