Bye Bye Birdie

This is a sorry sight indeed. A poor helpless Lawn Flamingo named Conrad has been taken down by Zombie Gnomes: Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu. It seems like an unlikely kill until Bartolomeu broke the elegant beasts leg and brought it crashing to the ground. Where they pounced upon their helpless victim and began their feast. So we say "Bye Bye Birdie, I'm going to miss you so, Bye Bye Birdie, Why'd you have to go?"

BREAKING NEWS: We just got news that there was another sighting of a Lawn Pink Flamingo being taken down here in CA. Hopefully it won't spread...