Spreading Awareness

As a way to promote awareness Chris and I have created a contest where you create your own Zombie Gnome Defense Plan. All of the details are listed in the link below.

http://us2.campaign-archive2.com/?u=a58cd686f188051e6c29acdab&id=41300ed0a6

As a reward for the best Survivor Plan / Defense Plan. We will send you Wyrick (the survivor Gnome) to defend your garden against the Zombie Gnome Horde attacking your garden. (He has done an excellent job in our garden so we thought we should spread the love)

Happy Hunting
      Chris and Jane

The Survivor Gnome: Wyrick

We haven't met a lot of survivors gnomes in this epic battle. The first survivor Gnome we met was Wyrick. We found out that Wyrick was seperated from his wife Mayfield and his son Shamip. He was on a trip when the virus took effect and has been looking for his family ever since. We have usually seen Wyrick armed with his trusty axe and flint lock pistol. In other words don't f*&% with him. We have seen kill many a zombie.

 If you would like to check out more pictures of Wyrick click on this link:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/68978682/zombie-gnomes-wyrick

Zombie Gnomes Sightings

The sightings of Zombie Gnomes have gone down a bit this month. (Thank God) But at the same this could be a bad thing...what happens if the Zombies are planning a devious attack! There seem pretty stupid...but at the same time maybe they are a lot smarter than they look.

Check out our map of some of sightings around the US, Canada, and the UK.

http://thezombiegnomes.com/undead-news/the-virus-has-spread/

Bye Bye Birdie

This is a sorry sight indeed. A poor helpless Lawn Flamingo named Conrad has been taken down by Zombie Gnomes: Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu. It seems like an unlikely kill until Bartolomeu broke the elegant beasts leg and brought it crashing to the ground. Where they pounced upon their helpless victim and began their feast. So we say "Bye Bye Birdie, I'm going to miss you so, Bye Bye Birdie, Why'd you have to go?"

BREAKING NEWS: We just got news that there was another sighting of a Lawn Pink Flamingo being taken down here in CA. Hopefully it won't spread...

Patient ZERO.5

Patient ZERO.5  is the big brother of  Patient Zero. Like his smaller and younger brother, no one is sure how he was infected. Some say Patient ZERO.5's owners weren't very nice to him and so he went crazy with anger. Others say he was just so lazy that he was an easy target for Patient Zero. Whatever the cause may be, he is a extremely dangerous zombie who is a force to be reckoned with.

(isn't he an ugly bastard? I'm mean look at him!) Anyways check out some more pictures on our other site:
 http://www.etsy.com/listing/69047068/zombie-gnomes-patient-zero5

Legless Larry

Legless Larry  legs were sadly eaten by Patient Zero...before he was turned... and now he crawls around scavenging for flesh. We have also noticed that he likes to follow Patient Zero around. Maybe it's because he likes him or maybe he just wants his legs back

If you want to see more pictures check click http://www.etsy.com/listing/69014888/zombie-gnomes-legless-larry?ref=v1_other_2

Patient Zero

We thought it would be a good idea for us to introduce you to the Zombie Gnomes that we have caught and named. So here is the first Zombie Gnome we caught. His name is Patient Zero

Patient Zero is the first Zombie Gnome. No one is sure how he was effected. Some say his owners weren't very nice to him and he went crazy with anger. Whatever the cause may be, he is a dangerous zombie who is a force to be reckoned with. Patient Zero also has an older and bigger brother named ZERO.5. (we will talk more about him later)

Lately we have notice some changes in Patient Zero. His kind seem to be getting smarter. They seemed to have figured out our traps. So we've had to redesign them so hopefully we will be able to show you guys some more pictures in the future.

If you would like more info go here http://www.etsy.com/listing/68736705/zombie-gnomes-patient-zero

ZOMBIE GNOMES: A Growing threat in my Garden

In the past year my boyfriend Chris and I have notice some very strange things going on in our garden. Like the fact that there are sickly looking gnomes stumbling around and other ones shooting / killing them. At first we thought that the gnomes caught some strange gnome virus….but when we came across 3 of them eating a Pink Yard Flamingo we knew something was up. We finally got some answers when we meet a gnome named Wyrick but that’s completely different story. The point is we have caught some of these ZOMBIE gnomes. So if anyone would like to check them out or give us some advise on how to defend ourselves against this inevitable growing threat…check out our store.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/ChrisandJanesPlace?ref=si_shop

Best wishes
Jane
PS if you see any…let us know.

Hello

So here we are. Finally a place for us to spread the news of the on coming apocalypse of Zombie Gnomes. Here is what we are talking about.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/70540074/zombie-gnomes-collection-patient-zero