Thursday, September 22, 2011


Things have been very busy lately. We have been getting a lot of messages from people that they have had sightings of Zombie Gnomes and then there has been Mayfield. My guess is that most of you guys have figured out that we have finally found Mayfield. As of right now she's not doing very good. When we finally got to her she was pretty beat up (along with Shemp). They weren't infected they just needed to rest and so we are trying to nurse them back to health. Hopefully in the next week or so she and Shemp will be feeling a lot better. Once they are looking a little better we will post some pictures.

Stay strong friends! and let us know if you see any other Zombie Gnomes.

Chris and Jane

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Zombie Gnome Body Parts

Well you know how we said we were going to show you pictures that we took on our adventure to find Mayfield? Well here they are....just to let you know thought they are graphic so you shouldn't let you children see them...

It's horrible isn't it! it looks like a few zombies attacked a Pink Yard Flamingo and then something came by and kicked their ass...hmm...I wonder what it could be...

If you would like to see more pictures check out our other link:

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

I know...I know

So we haven't made a new post in the last few days and I promise there is a really good reason for that! We had an amazing discovery and...well... we just aren't ready to spread the news...but we will this week!...we're so excited :) Well I guess we can give you a's about Wyrick's wife :)

Stay Safe

Chris and Jane

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Well that's interesting...

Well we didn't find her, at least not yet. We did find something interesting though.... we found a trail of Zombie Gnome body parts in the backyard. It looks as thought something killed a few of them off. We don't have any pictures yet but once we do we'll post them....

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The Beginning of Our Adventure

As you might know Chris and I have decided to go search for Wyrick's wife Mayfield. We think she might be lost somewhere in the Garden but to be honest we're not sure. If Wyrick couldn't find her then how can we? Well we're hoping that we'll have better luck. Anyways I just wanted to write this quick note before we left. Chris and I might be gone all day, so we will update you about what happens tomorrow.

 Wish us luck!
Chris and Jane

PS This is what I'm afraid we'll meet on our journey...

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

We're Doin It!

We talked to Wyrick yesterday (after he killed some more Zombie Gnomes) and asked him if it would be ok if we wrote a biography about his life... He said ok! We are so excited to start this new adventure. :)

Chris and I have noticed  though that there is something going on with Wyrick. Chris tried to talk to him but Wyrick just ran off and said that he had to kill some more Zombies. We are really worried about him and we think it has to do with his wife Mayfield. So Chris and I are going to go looking for her.  Maybe we can find her.

Monday, September 12, 2011

The Biography

So we are going to ask Wyrick if he would like us to write a biography about his life today.  We really hope he says yes.

Friday, September 9, 2011

and now they can climb trees?...great...

So something interesting happened a few days ago...we found Patient Zero up in a tree. How he got up there, we have no idea. To be honest, the thought that Zombie Gnomes can climb just scares me half to death.

As usual Wyrick came to save the day. (Thank God for him.) Chris and I are worried about him though. He is starting to act strangely again. I really hope he doesn't run off like he did a few weeks ago. We really need him here...

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Zombies Like Jesus?

(More pictures of when they got in the house)

Not sure if they are praising Him or if they want to eat Him.... or maybe they just want Communion....

Well I guess we'll just see what happens.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

House Invasion

After Legless Larry pestered my cat Treat, Patient Zero got in the house and the two of them began to explore / destroy their surrounds. For some reason they thought that turning on the water would be fun (thank God I was taking pictures of them and was able to stop them in time)

Then they moved over to the stove and started turning that on. By this time I got sick of them and summoned Wyrick to go kick their ass. (He distracted them while I turned off the burners)

and then Wyrick preceded to escort them out the door.

Well thankx again Wyrick. As I said before. You kick ass.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

That Time They Attacked My Cat

I know we promised to show you some pictures of that time when the Zombie Gnomes got in the house so here are a few. Legless Larry, strangely enough, was the first Zombie Gnome to get in and the first thing he went after was our cat Treat. Treat didn't seems to get that Larry was a brain eating Zombie Gnome but he was cautious to make sure the nasty little thing wouldn't get him.

Treat finally got bored of Larry and walked away. Larry seemed kind of sad, (if Zombie Gnomes can be sad). I think he thought he made a new friend...

We will post more photos of the adventures the Zombie Gnomes had in our house in the next few days.

Stay Safe Friends,

Chris and Jane

Friday, September 2, 2011

The Zombie Gnome Sightings Board (Update)

Well August has just ended so that means it's time to update the Zombie Gnomes Sightings board. We are sad to say that we have added two more states to the list of Zombie Gnomes Sightings: Connecticut and Utah. This is indeed very sad news, but Chris and I just want to encourage you all that we can all defeat the Zombie Gnomes. Chris and I would hope you would join us to fight against these evil garden decorations and spread awareness to all your friends and family.

Here is the link (while you're there check out our Website)

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Ug...Zombie Gnomes...

Well it looks like Legless Larry and Patient Zero are trying to join in on the fun taking down Pink Yard Flamingos....

Great.....we really need to find some more Survivor Gnomes....