Thursday, December 29, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
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Monday, November 28, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
There seems to be some rivalry between the Zombie Gnomes. Gertrude loves to gobble pretty much anything and everything that she can find, and due to the fact that she still has her body parts and all, she can actually move pretty fast. Unlike poor Legless Larry who only has two arms to get him from place to place. Which of course makes it harder for him to actually eat anything. So lately he seems to be trying to get the left overs that Gertrude leaves behind, which isn't much. Anyways we thought you guys would enjoy this picture we took.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Mayfield and the baby needed a break after the whole ordeal a month ago. So chris and I tried our best to keep the zombie gnomes away from them.They spent some good family time in the garden trying to relax, of a zombie gnome would slip by every once in a while but they didn't seem to mind. They we just so happy to be back together again that nothing would damper their spirits.
A few days ago we went to visit them and we asked them if they would be willing to go back on the job and fight the zombie gnomes. They took a minute to think it over and they said yes. They knew that it was their duty to destroy these abominations and also try to find any survivors who were out there. So here they are folks. The Family Pack. They are one mean fighting machine.
Check out some more pictures here
Monday, November 14, 2011
As many of you know Chris and I have created a zombie gnome sighiting board where you can check out where's those cursed zombies have seen across the globe. We have just updated this map so go check it out and see if there have been any sightings in your area. Be strong friends. Fight the zombie gnomes!
Check out the map here
Friday, November 11, 2011
Check out more pictures here
Monday, October 24, 2011
Gertrude had always been a big eater, but no one would have expected that her apatite would turn towards the flesh and guts of her other fellow gnomes. On the day she was turned she was visiting a gnome that she had liked for a really long time. Sadly he did not share the same feelings and told her so. She was so upset she ran home crying and ran into her newly turned Zombie mother who bit her face thus turning poor hurt Gertrude into a Zombie Gnome. Zombie Gertrude then went back to the gnome that rejected her and ate him and so was born Gertrude Guts
Check out some more pictures of Gertrude Guts here
Friday, October 14, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
We found Mayfield and Shemp lying in the garden barley alive a few weeks ago. A group of Zombie Gnomes were advancing forward when Wyrick jumped out and began firing. The distraction gave us time to save Mayfield and Shemp and take them back to the house. Wyrick came soon later and by then we were able to stabilize his wife and son. Not until the end of last we were we able to get some of their story and what a fun and adventurous story it was (we would tell it now, but our pictures haven't been developed yet)
We did figure out that the Mayfield was the one that left those Body Parts around the yard. (Damn she's kick ass)
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
This is Mayfield and her son Shemp. She and her son were separated from Wyrick at the beginning of the Zombie Gnomes Apocalypse when Wyrick went on a trip to visit a friend. Mayfield and Shemp fled the home when they were attacked by a hoard of Zombie Gnomes and have been on the run since. They have been desperately trying to find Wyrick, hoping and praying that he hadn't turned into one of the infected. Mayfield carries a blunderbuss while Shemp carries his trusty pop gun and just in case Mayfield also carries her rolling pin. Together they give 360 degrees of firepower.
check out some more pictures here!
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Also we have been getting a lot of messages from people about how their sightings so we have been trying to assist them in their Zombie Gnome problems...anyways it's been very busy.
We thought we would let you know that we have updated the Sightings Map so you can see if there have been any "findings" near your home.
We hope you are all doing well, Stay Alive and Stay Alive Friends
Chris and Jane
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Stay strong friends! and let us know if you see any other Zombie Gnomes.
Chris and Jane
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
It's horrible isn't it! it looks like a few zombies attacked a Pink Yard Flamingo and then something came by and kicked their ass...hmm...I wonder what it could be...
If you would like to see more pictures check out our other link:
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Chris and Jane
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Wish us luck!
Chris and Jane
PS This is what I'm afraid we'll meet on our journey...
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Chris and I have noticed though that there is something going on with Wyrick. Chris tried to talk to him but Wyrick just ran off and said that he had to kill some more Zombies. We are really worried about him and we think it has to do with his wife Mayfield. So Chris and I are going to go looking for her. Maybe we can find her.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
As usual Wyrick came to save the day. (Thank God for him.) Chris and I are worried about him though. He is starting to act strangely again. I really hope he doesn't run off like he did a few weeks ago. We really need him here...
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Then they moved over to the stove and started turning that on. By this time I got sick of them and summoned Wyrick to go kick their ass. (He distracted them while I turned off the burners)
and then Wyrick preceded to escort them out the door.
Well thankx again Wyrick. As I said before. You kick ass.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Treat finally got bored of Larry and walked away. Larry seemed kind of sad, (if Zombie Gnomes can be sad). I think he thought he made a new friend...
We will post more photos of the adventures the Zombie Gnomes had in our house in the next few days.
Stay Safe Friends,
Chris and Jane
Friday, September 2, 2011
Here is the link (while you're there check out our Website)
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
(Here's a picture we were able to take this morning. Its surprising we were able to capture their ghostly splendor)
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
BTW- While Wyrick was taking care of those Pink Flamingo killers he weeded out (get it?... I know it's stupid...) some other Zombie Gnomes on their property.
Monday, August 15, 2011
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
Come back to us soon Wyrick
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
I turned to the kids and said, "And that's why you don't play with Zombie Gnomes". I am happy to say that we saved some lives that day. No one got hurt.
Sunday, August 7, 2011
It seems this morning that Wyrick was having a really bad day (we think it's because he can't seem to find his wife and kid). As sad as that is though it worked out pretty well for us. Wyrick was just so grumpy and angry that he took on 3 Zombie Gnomes and killed them :)
Saturday, August 6, 2011
We found him wandering the front lawn looking for something to eat one morning. We didn't want to get to close to him so we used a zoom lens to take this picture. Not long after we took the picture above Wyrick showed up (picture below) and shot his brains out. Yeah! Go WYRICK!