Monday, October 24, 2011

Gertrude Guts

I know that a lot of you have been probably wondering about who Gertrude Guts is. Well here you go :)

Gertrude had always been a big eater, but no one would have expected that her apatite would turn towards the flesh and guts of her other fellow gnomes. On the day she was turned she was visiting a gnome that she had liked for a really long time. Sadly he did not share the same feelings and told her so. She was so upset she ran home crying and ran into her newly turned Zombie mother who bit her face thus turning poor hurt Gertrude into a Zombie Gnome. Zombie Gertrude then went back to the gnome that rejected her and ate him and so was born Gertrude Guts

Check out some more pictures of Gertrude Guts here

Friday, October 14, 2011

Pinwheel Penny

I bet you guys are wondering who the new Zombie Gnomes are, so we introduce to you the unfortunate tale of Pinwheel Penny.

Her last day alive started out with laundry. Unlike most of the Gnome house, there was no natural spring welling up near the home, so she had to use a municipal drain that was a great distance away( about 12 yards away). When she finally returned home, she found her husband Larry lying the ground screaming in pain. He was missing his legs, and spraying blood everywhere, but somehow he was still alive. And as he died she kissed passionately, after a moment he pulled her in tighter, and ate her lips off of her face. She managed to escape his grasp only to turn into the living dead herself shortly after. So making the best of a bad situation she decided to get a snake from her old friend Mayfield. Instead she found herself face to face with her old friend, a pin wheel pinning her to the earth. 

Check out more pictures here

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Here's what happened

So we image that some of you were able to read the update of Mayfield and Shemp. We thought we would give you a little more info on what happened to them.

We found Mayfield and Shemp lying in the garden barley alive a few weeks ago. A group of Zombie Gnomes were advancing forward when Wyrick jumped out and began firing. The distraction gave us time to save Mayfield and Shemp and take them back to the house. Wyrick came soon later and by then we were able to stabilize his wife and son. Not until the end of last we were we able to get some of their story and what a fun and adventurous story it was (we would tell it now, but our pictures haven't been developed yet)

We did figure out that the Mayfield was the one that left those Body Parts around the yard. (Damn she's kick ass)

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The 2nd Wave Collection

So i know you guys want to know what the hell happened when we found Mayfield. So we thought we should first introduce some new characters into story. Here are the NEWEST Zombie Gnomes that we have found. Pinwheel Penny and Gertrude Guts.

Mayfield and her son Shemp, some of the last surviving garden gnomes, have just met up with the crazed flesh eater Gertrude Guts and her mother Pinwheel Penny. Mayfield and Shemp must fight off these horrifying Zombie Gnomes to get back to their husband and father Wyrick. This indeed with be an epic battle to the end of cunning, strength, and force of will. Hopefully they will survive and reunite with Wyrick.

If you would like to look at some more pictures come here :)

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Mayfield and Shemp

Here they are guys! Don't they look great! It took awhile but they finally got healed :)

This is Mayfield and her son Shemp. She and her son were separated from Wyrick at the beginning of the Zombie Gnomes Apocalypse when Wyrick went on a trip to visit a friend. Mayfield and Shemp fled the home when they were attacked by a hoard of Zombie Gnomes and have been on the run since. They have been desperately trying to find Wyrick, hoping and praying that he hadn't turned into one of the infected. Mayfield carries a blunderbuss while Shemp carries his trusty pop gun and just in case Mayfield also carries her rolling pin. Together they give 360 degrees of firepower.

check out some more pictures here!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

An Update

Yes, I know it's been awhile since we have last blogged. Things have been very crazy lately. Mayfield and the baby haven't been doing very well. We almost lost them a few days ago but they finally seem to be getting better. Hopefully we can send you guys so pictures in the next few days.

Also we have been getting a lot of messages from people about how their sightings so we have been trying to assist them in their Zombie Gnome problems...anyways it's been very busy.

We thought we would let you know that we have updated the Sightings Map so you can see if there have been any "findings" near your home.

We hope you are all doing well, Stay Alive and Stay Alive Friends

Chris and Jane