The Picture Story of Wyricks Life (After the Zombie Gnome Attack)

I know that we have told you guys the story of how Wyrick can't find his wife and child since the Zombie Apocalypse and what not, but we we thought it would be fun if we told you through pictures. So this is Wyricks life since Zombie Gnomes first came to be.

Oh Legless Larry

I must admit that Legless Larry has to be one of the strangest Zombie Gnomes that Chris and I have ever encountered. This is why.

It might be a little hard to see but Legless Larry is up on a trashcan trying to catch some flies....Yeah....So I guess Gnome flesh is hard to come these days.....HAHAH SUCK ON THAT ZOMBIE GNOMES!

We're Back!

I know you're all probably wondering where we went. Well our home was invaded by Zombie Gnomes, so we fled to Sequoia National Park in Central CA. We also thought we could go hunting for Zombie Gnomes and see if there we any new species, but of course we didn't find any because we all know that Gnomes, and Zombie Gnomes for that matter, are born in gardens, anyways when we got home we found a bunch of surprises (which we will tell in later posts) Such as some new Zombie Gnomes that we found... but I'm giving away to much already. I probably shouldn't have said that....oh well here's an epic picture of Wyrick kicking some Zombie Gnome ass.

Halloween is Coming

So I just realized today that Halloween is in a few months and that means all the scary creepy things come out at night, and I really hope that doesn't mean new Zombie Gnomes will be coming....

Ghosts? Really?

So last night Chris and I were having a nice outside dinner with our friends, when we saw something stranger than usual. Which is saying something, right? We saw Legless Larry, Patient Zero, and Wyrick fighting (as usual) but they were all white. We tried calling out to Wyrick but he didn't answer. I went up to him and went to touch his shoulder but my hand went straight through and the strangest part was that they were renacting a battle that happened a few days ago on our neighbors yard! Honestly I thought Zombie Gnomes were strange, but the ghosts of Zombie Gnomes? That's just F'd up.

(Here's a picture we were able to take this morning. Its surprising we were able to capture their ghostly splendor)

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Helping out

Chris and I were able to talk to our neighbors and tell them about their Zombie infestation. At first they didn't believe it, but then we showed them their Pink Yard Flamingo being eaten and then they finally got it. Suprisingly they got really mad at us and said it was our fault! Our fault? For F#$& sake we have been the ones telling everyone about the danger of Zombie Gnomes and how they are a growing danger in people's gardens! Anyways Chris and I asked Wyrick if he would take care their problem and he gladly did. (It seems as though that's the only fun Wyrick every has anymore)

BTW- While Wyrick was taking care of those Pink Flamingo killers he weeded out (get it?... I know it's stupid...) some other Zombie Gnomes on their property.

More Info about..them...

It seems as though we have met this group before. They took one of my pink Flamingo about a month ago. It looks as thought these three Zombie Gnomes are the culprits: Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu.We don't know to much about this 3 little terrors, but I'm hoping that Wyrick will find some way to for us to defend against them.