Healing

Things have been very busy lately. We have been getting a lot of messages from people that they have had sightings of Zombie Gnomes and then there has been Mayfield. My guess is that most of you guys have figured out that we have finally found Mayfield. As of right now she's not doing very good. When we finally got to her she was pretty beat up (along with Shemp). They weren't infected they just needed to rest and so we are trying to nurse them back to health. Hopefully in the next week or so she and Shemp will be feeling a lot better. Once they are looking a little better we will post some pictures.

Stay strong friends! and let us know if you see any other Zombie Gnomes.

Chris and Jane

Zombie Gnome Body Parts

Well you know how we said we were going to show you pictures that we took on our adventure to find Mayfield? Well here they are....just to let you know thought they are graphic so you shouldn't let you children see them...

It's horrible isn't it! it looks like a few zombies attacked a Pink Yard Flamingo and then something came by and kicked their ass...hmm...I wonder what it could be...

If you would like to see more pictures check out our other link:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/82250533/zombie-gnomes-body-parts-expantion-pack

I know...I know

So we haven't made a new post in the last few days and I promise there is a really good reason for that! We had an amazing discovery and...well... we just aren't ready to spread the news...but we will this week!...we're so excited :) Well I guess we can give you a hint...it's about Wyrick's wife :)

Stay Safe

Chris and Jane

Well that's interesting...

Well we didn't find her, at least not yet. We did find something interesting though.... we found a trail of Zombie Gnome body parts in the backyard. It looks as thought something killed a few of them off. We don't have any pictures yet but once we do we'll post them....

The Beginning of Our Adventure

As you might know Chris and I have decided to go search for Wyrick's wife Mayfield. We think she might be lost somewhere in the Garden but to be honest we're not sure. If Wyrick couldn't find her then how can we? Well we're hoping that we'll have better luck. Anyways I just wanted to write this quick note before we left. Chris and I might be gone all day, so we will update you about what happens tomorrow.

 Wish us luck!
Chris and Jane

PS This is what I'm afraid we'll meet on our journey...

We're Doin It!

We talked to Wyrick yesterday (after he killed some more Zombie Gnomes) and asked him if it would be ok if we wrote a biography about his life... He said ok! We are so excited to start this new adventure. :)

Chris and I have noticed  though that there is something going on with Wyrick. Chris tried to talk to him but Wyrick just ran off and said that he had to kill some more Zombies. We are really worried about him and we think it has to do with his wife Mayfield. So Chris and I are going to go looking for her.  Maybe we can find her.

The Biography

So we are going to ask Wyrick if he would like us to write a biography about his life today.  We really hope he says yes.