Sneak Attack

We have had a lot of troubles with the Zombie Gnomes lately but thank God we now have Mayfield along with Wyrick to fight those annoying little Zombie Gnomes. Anyways a few days ago Chris and I were getting ready to go run some errands, when we saw Gertrude Guts eating a gnome. We were hoping we could save him but most of him was missing. Then suddenly out of no where Mayfield pops up behind her and shoots her in the back of the head.

Mayfield is so kick ass :)

They're Greedy Little Things

There seems to be some rivalry between the Zombie Gnomes. Gertrude loves to gobble pretty much anything and everything that she can find, and due to the fact that she still has her body parts and all, she can actually move pretty fast. Unlike poor Legless Larry who only has two arms to get him from place to place. Which of course makes it harder for him to actually eat anything. So lately he seems to be trying to get the left overs that Gertrude leaves behind, which isn't much. Anyways we thought you guys would enjoy this picture we took.

The Family is Back

Mayfield and the baby needed a break after the whole ordeal a month ago. So chris and I tried our best to keep the zombie gnomes away from them.They spent some good family time in the garden trying to relax, of a zombie gnome would slip by every once in a while but they didn't seem to mind. They we just so happy to be back together again that nothing would damper their spirits.

A few days ago we went to visit them and we asked them if they would be willing to go back on the job and fight the zombie gnomes. They took a minute to think it over and they said yes. They knew that it was their duty to destroy these abominations and also try to find any survivors who were out there. So here they are folks. The Family Pack. They are one mean fighting machine.

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Zombie Gnomes Sighting Maps

As many of you know Chris and I have created a zombie gnome sighiting board where you can check out where's those cursed zombies have seen across the globe. We have just updated this map so go check it out and see if there have been any sightings in your area. Be strong friends. Fight the zombie gnomes!

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Happy Veterans Day (aka an update)

Hi all! It's been awhile. Things have been very very busy, but we got some new pictures to share with you guys over the next fews weeks. Here is a picture to describe what we have been up too.

Happy Veterans Day

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Gertrude Guts

I know that a lot of you have been probably wondering about who Gertrude Guts is. Well here you go :)

Gertrude had always been a big eater, but no one would have expected that her apatite would turn towards the flesh and guts of her other fellow gnomes. On the day she was turned she was visiting a gnome that she had liked for a really long time. Sadly he did not share the same feelings and told her so. She was so upset she ran home crying and ran into her newly turned Zombie mother who bit her face thus turning poor hurt Gertrude into a Zombie Gnome. Zombie Gertrude then went back to the gnome that rejected her and ate him and so was born Gertrude Guts

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Pinwheel Penny

I bet you guys are wondering who the new Zombie Gnomes are, so we introduce to you the unfortunate tale of Pinwheel Penny.

Her last day alive started out with laundry. Unlike most of the Gnome house, there was no natural spring welling up near the home, so she had to use a municipal drain that was a great distance away( about 12 yards away). When she finally returned home, she found her husband Larry lying the ground screaming in pain. He was missing his legs, and spraying blood everywhere, but somehow he was still alive. And as he died she kissed passionately, after a moment he pulled her in tighter, and ate her lips off of her face. She managed to escape his grasp only to turn into the living dead herself shortly after. So making the best of a bad situation she decided to get a snake from her old friend Mayfield. Instead she found herself face to face with her old friend, a pin wheel pinning her to the earth. 

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